Mac Miller’s Donald Trump
Similar to a butler, Donald Trump is here to serve us. He is a public servant who makes surprisingly good money and has a supposedly great relationship with everyone. Similar to Lee Daniels’ The Butler, Mac Miller’s Donald Trump appears at first to be vastly different from the original, but converges to your expectations the more you look at it.
“The flyest mutha– in the room, yeah, you know it’s me” – Trump has been saying almost this exact phrase with a little touch of that political correctness that he so despises. Not only has he touted his book, The Art of the Deal, as second to only the Bible (and presumably followed closely behind by Fifty Shades of Grey), but he routinely blows smoke up his already-inflated ass every time he talks about how many deals he’s closed.
“For now I’m at the house, on the couch, watching cartoons” – Using his weird Jonah Hex powers, Trump reached beyond the abyss of the dead and somehow secured the ringing endorsement of John Wayne(‘s daughter). An open racist and part-time actor, Wayne would have probably endorsed Trump if he were alive because they’re essentially the same person, all the way down to the nauseating masculinity.
“Give a fuck about a budget when you always be the subject of discussion” – For a candidate who got over $30 million in free airtime courtesy of our favorite mammal network, he couldn’t give less of a shit about the budget. Especially since his tax plan contains more holes than he thinks Megyn Kelly has, and less solutions than Mitt Romney aka Big-Bird-Killer had in 2012.
“Cause you walking out in public and you hear 'em talkin' rubbish” – Remember when we all raised our eyebrows at Joe Biden for using the word malarkey? (Sidenote: I miss clean-shaven Paul Ryan, even though scruffy Ryan only has slightly reduced sex appeal) Now Trump has added schlonged to his repertoire.
“B---hes on my d--k that used to brush me off in high school” – It’s easy to confuse this line, since it actually means that the ‘bitches’ are currently ‘in high school,’ as opposed to the erroneous implication that he was brushed off in high school. The former is more apt, because as we all know, he kind of has a thing for his daughter.
“We gon' win, you can take the lose or draw” – Part of Trump’s tax plan, which is actually available on his website, includes an IRS form for people under a certain income that literally says ‘I win’. Because, you know, they don’t have to pay any taxes or something.
“But I take over the World when I'm on my Donald Trump shit / Look at all this money, ain't that some shit?” – Rhyme ‘shit’ with ‘shit’ is probably the best indicator of this run for president, apart from the picture above, which was painted with some poor lady’s period blood.